“You know that thing when God’s breath tickles your soul and tells you to create? Yeah, makes me giggle too. But you can’t resist,” comments THE DARKNESS frontman Justin Hawkins. “God might not be the power she once was, but say what you like about her, she knows damn well that what the world needs now, is rock sweet rock. And who are we, mere mortals of extraordinary ability, to argue with the divine?

“So we knuckled down and thought really hard about the best of the best, the elite songs, the life-changing music of the ages. Then we popped out a dozen bangers before lunch. And these bangers we present to you here, wallowing in an aromatic aural ragu, served atop the charred remains of our envious contemporaries… ladies and gentlemen, I give you ‘Dreams On Toast’!”

Justin explains about the album: “Misty Orchards! That’s not my porn name, that’s the kind of scenery that I love. I awakened to such a vista in the delightful Scottish highland town of Nairn on the morning that inspiration for ‘The Longest Kiss’ lyric struck. I was bleary eyed and locked in an unending embrace with my (mid)life partner. Weird that I can still sing, but that’s a testament to the resilience of humans, especially lead singers. The music itself is a piano-led composition, the chorus of which my brother and I came up with after he’d taken a long time to empty his bladder during some impressive pub endurance. The verses were transposed from a song I’ve been working on for decades as part of a musical about the collapse of the Lowestoft fishing industry, called ‘The Collapse Of The Lowestoft Fishing Industry’. The musical isn’t finished yet. But ‘The Longest Kiss’ is. The results are astounding. We’re all very proud of this. Please, to enjoy!”

The “Dreams On Toast” album artwork was designed by Grammy-nominated artist Perry Shall.

Not only will “Dreams On Toast” feature arguably THE DARKNESS‘s best collection of songs yet, but the band will also be hitting the road next March for its largest headline tour of the U.K. in years, solidifying their status as one of Britain, and indeed the world’s, most important rock bands.

The “Dreams On Toast” U.K. headline tour will see THE DARKNESS play 17 shows across the country, finishing at London’s OVO Wembley Arena on March 29. Support comes from Northern Irish indie-rock heroes ASH, who first supported THE DARKNESS on their legendary “Permission To Land” tour over 20 years ago.

Lead singer of ASH, Tim Wheeler, comments: “In 2004 we toured the U.K.’s arenas with THE DARKNESS as ‘Permission To Land’ catapulted them into the big league. Next March, 21 years later, we will reunite to tear across Britain before an epic crescendo at Wembley Arena. We believe in a thing called rock!”

Fans who pre-order “Dreams On Toast” from THE DARKNESS‘s official store will receive access to a pre-sale for the March UK tour. The pre-sale, including VIP upgrades, will open at 10 a.m. on Wednesday, September 25 and will remain live until any remaining tickets go on general sale at 10 a.m. on Friday, September 27.

March 2025 U.K. headline tour dates:
March 07 – Ipswich, Regent’s Theatre
March 08 – Oxford, New Theatre
March 09 – Swansea, Arena
March 11 – Guildford, G Live
March 12 – Hull, Connexin Arena
March 14 – Liverpool, Guild Of Students
March 15 – Wolverhampton, Civic Hall
March 17 – York, Barbican
March 18 – Edinburgh, Usher Hall
March 20 – Glasgow, Royal Concert Hall
March 21 – Newcastle, O2 City Hall
March 22 – Manchester, O2 Apollo
March 24 – Bristol, Beacon Theatre
March 25 – Portsmouth, Guildhall
March 27 – Leicester, De Montford Hall
March 28 – Cambridge, Corn Exchange
March 29 – London, OVO Arena Wembley