Lords of Metal
Arrow Lords of Metal

DAVID LEE ROTH blasts SAMMY HAGAR over his constant spew of diarrhoea vitriol

Reacts to alien sex probe accusations

23-01-2024

David Lee Roth has accused Sammy Hagar of spewing out constant “diarrhoea vitriol” in his direction after being “sex probed” by aliens.

In a video posted to YouTube titled “The Ballad Of Popsicle Sam”Roth referenced Hagar‘s belief that a pair of aliens tapped into his mind through some kind of Wi-Fi connection, saying in part about the fellow former VAN HALEN singer: “According to Sam, he was abducted by aliens.

“I know that when you’re abducted by aliens, you get sex probed,” Roth continued. “I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar‘s conduct. For the last 10 summers, I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you. And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar‘s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed. Sex probed.”

Roth went on admit that he had “no idea” about what “an alien sex probing procedure” might entail. “Does it require apparatus? Is it a beam? We don’t know. We may never know,” he said. “But what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again, no matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to be will stop making sense whatsoever. A lot like Sam.”

In his 2011 memoir “Red: My Uncensored Life In Rock”Hagar wrote about a vivid dream several decades ago where he said he stumbled upon a UFO with two aliens inside near Fontana, California. He later told MTVHive.com the scene he described in his book really happened. He said he played it down in print because he didn’t want to sound like “a crazy person.”

“It was a download situation,” Hagar told MTV. “This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones.”

Hagar explained that during the experience “knowledge was transferred back and forth” and he could see what was happening.

Hagar replaced Roth in VAN HALEN in 1985 and recorded four studio albums with the band — “5150”“OU812”“For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge” and “Balance” — all of which topped the U.S. chart. The highest-charting Roth-led VAN HALEN album was a No. 2, and it took until “1984” to achieve that. (2012’s “A Different Kind Of Truth” also landed at No. 2.)

Hagar, who, along with Roth, spent the summer of 2002 co-headlining the laboriously titled “Sammy Hagar And David Lee Roth Tour 2002: Song For Song, The Heavyweight Champs Of Rock And Roll” reflected on the run of shows during an appearance last April on Steve-O‘s “Wild Ride!” podcast. He said: “At that time Roth didn’t have a solo career, really. I mean, he did, but he wasn’t selling out. I was selling out arenas. I was selling out amphitheaters as Sammy Hagar with the WABOS. And I had a solo career.

“Ask Mick Jagger. Ask Robert Plant. You can be the biggest band in the world and you can’t necessarily have a solo career,” he continued. “But I had a solo career. So when I joined the big band, I went back to my solo career, I’m good. I still sell a lot of tickets. Dave, he had that sort of a big album, one kind of a big album, but he didn’t have a solo career. He was playing small places. So when he came in with me, he was making, like, 25 grand a night, I was making 150 grand a night, and they said, ‘Oh, you guys are gonna make the same money. Dave gets to make 150.’ I said, ‘He ain’t fucking made 150 in his life except in VAN HALEN.’ But I said, ‘I’ve gotta do this.’ So I bent over backwards. And he still always tried to fuck with the rules. He’s not a fun guy. He doesn’t play well with others. I’m not sure what his problem is… He just always is about, ‘How can I make this guy look bad?’ And not just me — in life. He’s a chest-beating motherfucker. And God bless him, ’cause the early stuff is frickin’ great. I personally, I’ve tried to say… I thought he’d be a fun guy to know. But he ain’t like that. He ain’t like his persona. When you get around him, he ain’t that guy. He’s some other cat. (Laughs)”

Hagar went on to praise Roth‘s skills as an entertainer, saying: “He’s a showman. Hey, listen, I’m a showman too. But that’s his gig. He doesn’t care about singing. If he did, he’d take care of his voice or he’d take voice lessons and get warmed up and do something. ‘Cause the guy sang so bad last time he was doing shows, it was embarrassing… But he’s a showman. Everything’s show, show, show, show, show, show, show. And he doesn’t care about his voice, which drives me nuts, man. I care more about my voice than I do my dick. If my dick didn’t work a couple of times, I’d be okay with it — I’d be bummed out — but if my voice fucks up onstage, I’m fucking bummed, man.”

Back in October 2021, Hagar said that he had “no problem” with Roth, telling “The Mike & Carla Morning Show” on the 96.3 KKLZ radio station: “Him and I don’t even have a feud. To be honest with you, I have no problem with Dave. I don’t know what he’s got going with me, but I think he always feels competitive. I think he feels like he has to raise his flag, like, ‘I’m VAN HALEN.’ ‘Cause I had a solo career before VAN HALEN. I was in MONTROSE before VAN HALEN. I’ve had CHICKENFOOTDave has got VAN HALEN, so I think he has to hold on to that kind of tight. But I don’t care about that. If someone said, ‘Oh, I never knew you were in VAN HALEN,’ I’d say, ‘Eh…'”

In June 2021, Hagar blasted Roth, saying his voice “hasn’t aged well” and describing the original VAN HALEN singer’s onstage persona as “totally bullshit.” He told Brazil’s “Inside With Paulo Baron” Internet show: “David is a real character. He’s a showman. He’s all show. I enjoy him. But you talk about cringing. I can’t imagine how he feels when he looks at some of them old videos, the way he was dancing and moving, and the way he was singing live sometimes. I don’t know how he feels about all that, but I don’t think he cares. The difference between him and I is I sincerely care — I care about everything I do and I care how it affects people and I care what they think. I care that it touches them and it makes them happy. And what is important to me is enlightening and elevating people spiritually and making them happy and making them have big dreams, making them want to be better themselves. And that’s my goal with everything I do — is to bring that to people and change their life, if I can. I don’t think he cares about anything like that. And that’s the difference between our presence. He’s very much into himself, very much into being a showman and doesn’t really care. I don’t know what he cares about; I really don’t. I don’t know him. I have no idea who that guy is; I don’t think anyone does. But he entertains me. I enjoy watching him do stupid shit.”

Asked what he thinks when he sees the way David presents himself to the public, Sammy said: “Well, the first thing I’d say is I look at him and I think, ‘Wow. He’s a strange person. He’s a strange character.’ He’s not what he’s saying he is; he’s pretending. He’s totally bullshit. Everything he does is thought up and it’s an image. It’s nothing to do with who he is; he’s not exposing who and what he is. And I know this for a fact. I knew that the first time I saw him. I said, ‘This guy, he’s putting on an image, putting on a show.’ He goes back home and goes in his house, and he’s a whole different guy — nothing to do with that guy you see on stage. He’s not honest about his image and his performance. That’s what I see when I see him; that’s how I feel. But I tried to be friends.”

Referring to the time when he and Roth teamed up for the co-headlining tour in 2002, Sammy continued: “When we did our together, I thought it was gonna be so much fun. I thought, ‘If he’s anything like he claims to be, we’re gonna have a good time.’ But he wasn’t. He was the worst guy to be around. He wasn’t ever around. He hides out. You never see him. He puts on this whole big front and comes out, ‘I’m here. David Lee Roth is here,’ and then he goes and hides again. I don’t think he’s happy. He’s never been married; never had a relationship; never had children. It’s, like, man, how do you live like that? I don’t know. I’m a family man. And I love women — I love women and children… He hasn’t aged well — his voice. (Laughs) I don’t know. It’s hard.”

According to Hagar, he has tried a number of times to be respectful to Roth, particularly because of David‘s immeasurable contribution to VAN HALEN‘s legacy.

“I used to not wanna cause trouble,” he said. “First, in the old days, before I was in VAN HALEN, I ripped him through the fucking coals when I did the press, before I ever was in that band. And then when I joined the band, I tried to be nice. And then when I left the band, I tried to be nice about him. And then we did our together, and then I fucking said, ‘Fuck this guy. He’s an asshole. You can’t get along with him. He’s no fun. He’s full of shit.’ And then now, after (VAN HALEN guitarist) Eddie‘s (Van Halen) death, I feel, once again, he’s part of the VAN HALEN legacy and he’s important. So I wouldn’t wanna ruin anything to do with what he brought to that legacy. I want VAN HALEN to go down as one of the greatest rock bands of all time — but not just my era; Dave‘s era as well. I want Eddie to be the legend and get the respect that he deserves, and the only way to preserve that is by being kind about the past. And, like in my 2011’s autobiography, ‘Red: My Uncensored Life In Rock’, like I said, that’s the only thing I would probably change in the book if I was writing it now is I would soften it up as it relates to Eddie. But it’s too late — it is what it is. And it’s honest. So I’m not lying, I’m not backpedaling — nope, nope. It’s all true. But God rest his soul. He brought a lot to this planet, to this business of rock and roll, Eddie Van Halen did. And Dave was a part of it. It’s too bad what he’s become. (Laughs) But that’s different. It’s not VAN HALEN anymore.”

In November 2020, Eddie‘s son Wolfgang revealed that his father had contemplated a “kitchen-sink tour” that would have included classic-era bassist Michael Anthony, as well as vocal turns from both Hagar and Roth. There was even talk about bringing back Gary Cherone, who sang with VAN HALEN on one poorly received album, 1998’s “Van Halen III”.

More recently, David Lee Roth officially released his solo song titled “Manda Bala” via YouTube. The track was reportedly recorded in 2007 with guitarist John 5 for an album that has yet to see the light of day.

Stream “Manda Bala” below.

“Manda Bala” was one of five previously unreleased songs Roth included in 2020 in The Roth Project, an online comic narrated by the  legendary VAN HALEN singer, with music from John 5 on guitar and bass, Gregg Bissonette on drums, Brett Tuggle on keyboards, and Luis Conte on percussion. “Manda Bala” and the other four tracks — “Giddy-Up!”“Somewhere Over The Rainbow Bar And Grill”“Alligator Pants” and “Lo-Rez Sunset” — were recorded at Henson Recording Studios in Hollywood, California.

John 5 spoke about the recording sessions for the unreleased Roth record in an interview with  the “Paltrocast With Darren Paltrowitz”, saying: “We had a great time. We had a blast — a lot of laughs, a lot of fun. I’m just so happy that I had that cool working vibe with Dave that we can just jump into the studio anytime and knock out some songs. And I’m very lucky ’cause not a lot of people get a chance to do that with Dave.

He added: “We were all in there together — I remember we were just all in there together. And that’s how it was. We were all just doing it together — kind of like the old days, and he wanted to do it like that. And it really was a lot of fun. We had so much fun doing it. And it’s one of my fondest memories.”

In August 2021, John 5 told AL.com that the rest of the unreleased Roth record is in the same vein as the songs that have come out, which have a singer/songwriter sound. “Dave wanted to do this kind of a more California sessions type of thing,” the guitarist explained. “And he’s such an artist, I was, like, ‘Whatever you want to do, I’m there for you.’ So it is that kind of vibe. But there’s a lot of multi tracks and different acoustic parts that all work together. It’s kind of orchestrated, if you will.”

John 5 got his first big break playing on Roth‘s solo album, “DLR Band”, before landing stints with Marilyn Manson and now Rob Zombie. His latest sessions with the iconic VAN HALEN frontman apparently took place a decade and a half ago, with John 5 unveiling a snippet of the album during an interview with Masters Of Shred back in May 2019.

Four years ago, Roth was asked by Meltdown of the Detroit radio station WRIF if his LP with John 5 will be made available at some point. He responded: “It will. There’s been a revision of things, and I can start making real plans and start marching into the future. And, of course, you’ll start hearing that material. This is material that we wrote variously for me solo and for VAN HALEN, and it’s quite a bank of stuff.”

Back in 2015, John 5 told Guitar Player magazine that the sessions for his unreleased Roth album were remarkably relaxed. “I would just go to his house and I’d write these songs with him, and he would say, ‘Let’s go into the studio,'” John 5 explained. “So he would go to Henson studio and record these songs. They came out… They’re so good. They’re so good. And we’ve got Gregg Bissonette playing drums on it, and I played the bass, and they’re really great songs.”

The guitarist said that Roth‘s vocals on the album sound “like nothing you’ve ever heard. It’s old VAN HALEN — sounds like ‘Could This Be Magic?’ or anything like that. It’s just that sound, that tone.”

In a 2014 interview, John 5 described the LP as “11 of the greatest songs you’ll ever hear, and it’s just me and Dave, and we had Gregg Bissonette play drums on it. And it’s unbelievable,” he said. “You know, just great, great songs.”

Social media